I have a friend who I have widely known since I was very small. 1 day, when he was 6, I was at the house of his when he got green living absolutely god-awful stomach pain. I mean, he was virtually writhing in pain. And so, his mother took him to the doctor's office, the place where the physician took one look and told her to take him to the ER. She feared something along the collections of an intestinal rupture. About half way to the hospital, the friend of mine suddenly let rip the loudest, most potent fart any of us had ever heard. I swear to God he levitated. We thought the upholstery in the car seat had ripped. After a decent 30 seconds of intense farting, he were at the mom of his and said, "I experience all better now!"